After a delayed flight, missed connection, lost bag, and some tears (2 times in one week, this is getting ridiculous)...I finally made it to Rome and into the arms of my mom and dad on Saturday afternoon! We fueled up on pizza and pasta (what else) and headed to The Vatican City. We were a little early for the tour, so we decided to go ahead and get some gelato while we waited…
We started off the tour in the garden where we got the full explanation of Michelangelo’s painting of the Sistine Chapel. Turns out that Michelangelo had zero interest in painting, he thought it was too girly. Instead, he wanted to be recognized as a world famous sculptor and focused most of his studies on the human body (hence the magnificent David). Much to his dismay, when the Pope commissions you to do something “no” is not an option. I would describe Michelangelo (let’s call him Mike) as sassy. He did as he was told, but in the process he made some subtle, almost spiteful, changes. Most of his little quips aren’t noticeable because everyone is so taken by the beauty of his pieces – they most definitely aren’t noticeable to the untrained eye, but lucky for us our tour guide, Marta, was an art history major and knew everything about everything. So here is my take on Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel:
How precious are these two world travelers??
We started off the tour in the garden where we got the full explanation of Michelangelo’s painting of the Sistine Chapel. Turns out that Michelangelo had zero interest in painting, he thought it was too girly. Instead, he wanted to be recognized as a world famous sculptor and focused most of his studies on the human body (hence the magnificent David). Much to his dismay, when the Pope commissions you to do something “no” is not an option. I would describe Michelangelo (let’s call him Mike) as sassy. He did as he was told, but in the process he made some subtle, almost spiteful, changes. Most of his little quips aren’t noticeable because everyone is so taken by the beauty of his pieces – they most definitely aren’t noticeable to the untrained eye, but lucky for us our tour guide, Marta, was an art history major and knew everything about everything. So here is my take on Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel:
The ceiling is split into 9 panels illustrating the book of Genesis:
1. God’s separation of light and dark: Pretty self-explanatory, the image of God is diagonal across the panel and one side is black, one side is whiteish
2. Creation of the Sun and the Moon: Mike’s quip #1, you see God with the moon in one hand and the sun in the other, but then right next to him, you see his naked backside – a full moon…
3. Creation of land and water: he stuck to the book on this one
4. Creation of Adam: This is the most famous of all 9 panels, the one where God is reaching out and touching fingers with Adam. The Bible says that Adam was created out of dust, and has nothing to do with touch. In my opinion, Mike was just showing off his skills for creating the human body, because this piece is outstanding…
5. Creation of Eve from Adam’s rib: stuck to the book on this one too
6. Temptation and Expulsion: The main difference here is that in the Bible the temptation is an apple, but Mike painted a fig tree instead
7. Sacrifice of Noah: This is where you see a big difference between the panels…Mike started painting the ceiling on the 9thpanel, the end of the book of Genesis. After 3 panels (7, 8, and 9) he got down off the scaffolding and really took a look at how things were looking. He was pretty upset because he realized that he was putting too much detail in the panels and all the figures were much too small to recognize what he was trying to illustrate.
8. Noah’s Ark: Being the 2nd panel he completed, the scene is very small, but it’s important to note that there are only 2 animals in the entire scene – a horse and a dove. Another big difference from the Sunday School song we all know and love –
The animals, they came in, they came in by twosies, twosies,
The animals, they came in, they came in by twosies, twosies,
Elephants and kangaroosies, roosies,
Children of the Lord!
The animals, they came in, they came in by twosies, twosies,
Elephants and kangaroosies, roosies,
Children of the Lord!
Again, Mike decided to focus on the human body rather than the little kangaroosies.
9. Drunken Noah: The panel illustrated Noah naked on the ground with a few men pointing at him. Marta’s explanation of this was my favorite…Noah didn’t know the effects of wine, got drunk, got naked, and his sons were pointing and laughing at him. I’m sure that’s exactly when went through Mike’ mind when he was thinking this one up...
So Mike finished the ceiling and walls, which contained images of prophets, scenes of the old testament and scenes of the new testament, and bee lined back to Florence to continue his sculpting. About 34 years later at the age of 60, he was commissioned to paint the wall behind the pulpit which he had left blank. Grudgingly, he completed a breathtaking image of The Last Judgment. He wanted to get this piece done as quickly as possible because he was sure that he was going to die soon, but at the age of 60 he didn’t work quite as quickly as he had 30 years earlier. So this one wall took him 5 years to complete, whereas the rest of the Chapel had taken him 4. Needless to say, he was annoyed that it was taking so long, but much to his surprise he lived another 28 years.
I think Marta could have gone on for days pointing out details about in the Chapel, but she could tell by scanning our group that none of us really knew much about art and she filled our heads with more knowledge than we could take in our 3 hour tour – that and most of our eyes were glazing over…
So after Marta blew our minds explaining the Sistine Chapel, she informed us that we weren’t going to actually go into the Chapel until the end of the tour. Really?? As if we are going to remember everything she just said. For the next hour and a half we walked through the palace and saw masterpiece after masterpiece of paintings, sculptures, and tapestries. You could literally spend weeks in that place and not see everything, it’s unbelievable. We finally arrived in the Sistine Chapel, and Marta broke the news to us that we couldn’t take pictures or speak in the Chapel. For the record, I did NOT take any photos but you really expect me to be quiet gawking at what was before my eyes?? Luckily, most everyone else couldn’t keep their mouths shut either…

I shamefully can't remember the name of this statue, but it was buried and at some point during Michelangelo's lifetime was uncovered during excavations
One of the huuuundreds of tapestries that we saw
Ceiling of some hallway we walked through. Seriously, everything was so beautiful...
Entrance to the Sistine Chapel
Hallway leaving the Sistine Chapel, we weren't allowed down this one...
After the straining our necks until we couldn’t stand it anymore, we headed to our last stop, St. Peter’s Basilica. In my opinion, Marta spent so much time explaining the Sistine Chapel, we were in no way prepared for what we were about to see in the Basilica – which I think she did on purpose. That place is absolutely breathtaking. The detail is unreal, and the magnitude of the building is just unbelievable. In fact, while we were walking around taking photos (which IS legal) they were holding mass in the front of the basilica, and we didn’t even realize it.
St. Peter's Square
Holy Doors of St Peter's Basilica. This door is opened by the Pope on the first day of the Holy Year, Jubilee, which is every 25 years. The next Jubilee will be 2025.
Alter in St. Peter's
The center of the main dome
My favorite sculpture in the Basilica...Jesus and some of his people
Doors into St Peter's, reference for how MASSIVE this place is
To say that we were exhausted after the day is an understatement. I had woken up early to ensure that I would NOT miss my flight in from Brussels, and I’m pretty sure that my parents were sleep deprived from dealing with the aftermath of emotions from me missing my flight in on Friday. (I’m an awesome traveler.) We made our way back to the hotel and as we were weaving in and out of the streets of Rome, we literally stumbled on the Pantheon. Surprisingly, I think I’d have to say that the Pantheon was my favorite part of Rome. This thing was commissioned in 27BC, and it is still PERFECT. Dad and I had to nerd-out for a minute and just talk about the magnitude of engineering that it took to build this domed structure with an opening in the ceiling, and it’s STILL standing. There is this plaque inside that explains how researchers have stated that nothing like the Pantheon will ever be constructed again because they literally don’t know how it was engineered, amazing. AND it’s free to go in, crazy.
Pantheon
The next morning, we spent some time at the Trevi Fountain, which was just right around the corner from our hotel. We had passed it the night before, but the amount of people that got to see the fountain is unbelievable. For anyone who plans to go, just walk by any time before 8am..it’s a ghost town. We made sure to make a wish as we threw in coins and then took a drink from the fountain, which ensured our return to Rome…or at least Europe :)
Trevi at night. Luckily, I'm freakishly tall and could get a photo over the mass of people...
Trevi in daylight and me!
The last stop on our whirlwind trip was the Colosseum and the Roman Forum, another place you could spend weeks walking through and never absorb the magnitude of history that are on those grounds. Our tour of the Colosseum went through the uses of the structure over the years, including a garden, a meeting place, a residence for the homeless, and a space of entertainment, obviously, we have all seen Gladiator. Our guide made sure to point out that the historians have confirmed that Colosseum was never used for massacre of Christians, but that every Good Friday the cross does make a stop at the sight in remembrance of all the lives that were lost in one single location. The Roman Forum was essentially the heart of Rome, and is mostly ruins today. There are drawings all around that depict what the area once looked like, and I’ll say it again…it really is just amazing.
The Colosseum was originally white, covered in marble and travertine. If you look closely, you can see holes in the structure from where people removed the iron clamps to remove the marble and travertine stone.
You're looking at the lower level of the Colosseum where the animals were stored. There was a floor covering the exposed lower level where the events actually took place (you can see a piece of it that has been restored on the left of the photo)
Just a tiiiiiny piece of the Roman Forum
There were Morning Laurels everywhere. I want a backyard full of these beautiful flowers!
After dragging our bags about a mile and a half through the streets of Rome, a 3.5 hour train ride, and a hour in the car we made it to Fano safe and sound. I took Mom and Dad to one of my favorite restaurants where we had some amazing homemade pasta, bread, and gelato for the second time in one day…when in Rome! After dinner we walked around Old Town Fano for a bit before I finally made these two party animals head back to the hotel. I had to remind them that some people have to work and can’t party all night on a Sunday :)
This morning I sent Mom and Dad off to enjoy 2 leisurely days in Venice. I had gotten an email last week about how Lufthansa had announced that their pilots were planning to strike April 2-4th. In my head I thought that sounded so organized that it shouldn’t affect our April 3rd flight back to Houston, but I decided to go ahead and give them a call anyway. The sweet lady that I talked to first calmly said that they weren’t going to be announcing which flights they were going to cancel until around noon, and as I was talking to her I got more and more anxious about our flight. You see we have our annual Scott A Freund Memorial Fishing Tournament on Friday in Corpus Christi and there is no way I’m going to let my kinfolk (German’s) get in the way of that party. So I thought I’d go ahead and take the risk of changing our flight for no reason prior to the mass chaos once they announce the confirmed cancelled flights. About that time, the Lufthansa computers went down and they sweet lady I had been talking to for 30 minutes told me that I should try and call back in 30 minutes, which confirmed my choice to get things changes asap. After 30 minutes on the dot, I was listening to Lufthansa’s elevator music praying I would get through before they post that list. My visit to The Vatican played in my favor and I was on with operator #2. Now, since I’m flying business class (thank you CVX) changing my flight was no problem, just had to switch times and airlines, but I could still get out on Thursday. Mom and Dad (in economy) were a little more difficult – no flights Wednesday, no flights Thursday, and no flights Friday – awesome, so how about Tuesday…bingo, booked for Tuesday at 10:20AM.
Now, Mom and Dad are on a train (with no access to communication of any form) to Venice thinking they can totally relax until sometime Tuesday evening when they feel like making their way back to Fano and I blast them with an email entitled “***SUPER IMPORTANT***EMAIL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS.” After a few iterations of booking train tickets, their updated itinerary is a 5:05AM train leaving Venice with a 20 minute stop to change trains arriving in Bologna at 7:43AM (IF they make the connection, if not 8:40AM), followed by a 7km taxi ride that can take anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour depending on crazy Bologna traffic. Luckily, they don’t have to check any bags because they left them all here with me in Fano and only took a carry-on to Venice, but OMG I cannot imagine how much Lisa is freaking out. I only know this because I am slightly freaking out and as I've mentioned in previous posts, I am becoming my mother. So everyone say a little prayer for these two, because you know they won’t be sleeping well tonight.
Between delays, missed flights, and strikes, I’m beginning to think maybe this is a sign that I should hang up my traveling shoes…yeah, right.