Sunday, December 13, 2015

butterflies

I always get up and walk around the ship once or twice before I go into the office.  I do this for several reasons.   The most important being that my hair is usually sopping wet in the morning so walking outside in the heat dries it a little before I go sit in my freezing office.  I also check the bridge to make sure that we are still connected to the platform, meaning I don’t have to get on a boat first thing in the morning (also, very important).  It’s usually really quiet, and there is something incredibly peaceful about being in the middle of the ocean before sunrise.  So I’ve come to love my morning routine, even though I start off hating the sounds of my alarm at 4:47 every morning…

On Monday, I started out with my coffee and walked into (what I thought) was a pack of butterflies.  I have a serious love for butterflies that my mom passed down to me.  For several reasons, I think that butterflies are so special.  At first, I was so happy and enchanted by the sudden appearance of the pack of butterflies.  Then I realized that these flying creatures were NOT butterflies, they were GIGANTIC moths.  Like the size of my palm.  And for some unknown reason they are EVERYWHERE.  I’m assuming that some shipment came in with a bunch of moth larva (disgusting, I know), and as a result they are all over the ship.  I can tell they are dying out, but there are still more floating around than I’d like to see…


Tuesday was another interesting morning.  My walk was interrupted by a torrential downpour.  Normally, I appreciate a little rain.  It makes for a relaxing day, however this was NOT the case on Tuesday.  I typically walk over to the platform every morning between 5:45 and 6 to attend our morning meeting.  So I braved the downpour and ran (literally) across the boat, up the stairs, across the bridge, up the stairs and into the control room.  I arrived to the meeting sopping wet, as did everyone else.  About 45 minutes later I went to go to the bridge and much to my surprise, we were disconnected…whoommppwoompp.  So I stayed on the platform, in the rain, until a boat came and picked us up at 11:30.  I got back, took a hot shower and told announced to everyone (who conveniently didn’t make it across the bridge before it was disconnected) that I wasn’t going back over for the rest of the day.  Queue my newest nickname, sassy.  Which is #3 behind blondie (um, hey guys my hair is red) and pinky (kudos to my pink hard hat). 

So, I am always sharing/exposing stupid and embarrassing things that happen to me, and (sadly) there are so many things that happen to me on a daily basis that I just forget about and they never make my blogs.  Lucky for yall, I had a good one just yesterday, so it's fresh on my mind....I saw two of the mechanical inspectors that I had been meaning to talk to about some insulation of one of the HVAC units (Pa, you would be so proud).  They were walking across the bridge so I caught up with them and started talking about what I needed to see and blah blah blah.  So I talked on and on for about 6 or 8 minutes and occasionally they would nod or at least make eye contact to reflect that they knew what I was talking about.  We got to the bottom of the stairway and one of them goes, Alli, you are speaking about insulation.  I, annoyingly, said yes.  Then he replied, we are electrical inspectors.  Meaning, they are most definitely NOT the two guys that I needed to talk to.  He then proceeded to call me out for thinking that all Koreans look alike (jokingly).  Speechless is an understatement.        
Ooooon another note, I’m finishing up my 15th rotation (WHAT, crazy?!), and I can say with 100% certainty that this is the MOST excited I’ve been to go home.  I have been soooo antsy, and couldn’t figure out why until a few days ago when it dawned on me that I was working last Christmas and basically bypassed the 2014 holiday season.  I just can’t wait to get back to scarf weather to listen to Christmas music, sit by the fire, EAT, and spend quality time with family and friends :) 

33 days down, 2 to go!  xoxo…  

Sunday, December 6, 2015

germs and introductions

Talk about a cesspool, people dropping like flies around here.  There’s a cold going around, and I am determined not to fall victim.  But I’m also mentally prepared to stay well until the day I leave and then get sick (just my luck).  In any case, I’m loading up on the vitamin C, and  any downtime that I have during the day, I just head up to the helideck and soak in some vitamin D to help ward off all the germs floating around here.

This week has FLOWN by, and I know that next week is going to do the same.  I feel like I've just gotten in the groove and now I'm about to leave.  I can honestly say that I've never worked so hard at learning names and faces.  All my counterparts are Korean, and they all have nicknames or initials or family names that they actually go by (TJ, YK, Mr Moon, Mr Park, EK, etc).  To make matters worse, it's virtually impossible to figure out who ANYONE is on the platform.  They all wear the same orange jumpsuit, same yellow hardhat, and usually have their faces covered up with bandannas (sun protection).  I've had countless in depth conversations and walked away not having a clue who I was just talking to.  I actually carry around a notebook just writing down names and little reminders of how to tell them apart when they are all covered up (bandanna color/glove color/safety glasses details).  I've legitimately introduced myself to most everyone at least twice....embarrassing.  

The good news is that when they aren't covered up, I've pretty much got everyone down.  I still have a LOT to figure out on the technical side of things, but I've got my people worked out - which (in my opinion) is the most important thing when it comes to getting stuff done - and knowing who has chocolate ;) 


26 days down, 9 to go!  xoxo…  

Sunday, November 29, 2015

food.


It’s Thaaaaanksgiving week, so what better topic to cover than food??  To say that I love good food is an understatement; however I do NOT consider myself a foodie.  I don’t know the latest trends, I don’t know how to pronounce names of fancy foods, and I don’t know how to cook, BUT I love a good meal and I will try just about everything (except if it involves raw tomatoes and cantaloupe).  So this week, I decided to document everything that I eat to give you an idea of what hardship I am really going through…

Monday

Breakfast:  oatmeal (side story about this oatmeal...a few months ago I was at work and I decided to go ahead and get on Amazon to stock up on food for my next rotation, so I ordered some Nature's Path Organic flax seed, super good for you oatmeal.  I paid like $30 for 6 boxes, but I didn't really think about it because I just figured it was expensive since it said organic on the label.  Anyways, I got back from work and got to Brian's house where a GIGANTIC box was waiting for me in my online purchases stack.  I opened it to find 6 CASES of oatmeal, which contained 6 boxes each with 8 packets...that's 288 packets of oatmeal.  So yeah, I eat oatmeal everyday.  I eat oatmeal in my room and then bring a quest bar (pretty much the best protein bars you will EVER eat) to my desk to have as a mid-morning snack, but it hardly ever lasts past 8AM.

Lunch:  PIZZA; I LIVE for pizza day.  It’s this simple thin crust (flatbread type) with marinara and cheese.  I have no self-control on pizza day…Monday I ate 5 pieces.

Dinner:  cup-o-noodles.  Mr. Lee, the I&E inspector that was onshore with me is now working offshore.  He left Tuesday and starting offloading all of his leftover snacks, so I’m stocked with noodle-bowls, Malaysian version, which I LOVE because I can sit in bed and eat noodles while watching TV….reminds me of my college days!  This also cuts out 1 trip down/up stairs to the mess hall, I’m that lazy. 

Tuesday

Breakfast:  oatmeal and a cookie dough quest bar (yes, it tastes like cookie dough...)

Lunch:  “salad” (shredded cabbage, sometimes carrots but not today), pickled beets, steamed cabbage with some other veggies, soup (leftover noodles from last night’s pasta and beef, I think)

Dinner: rice, beans, and questionable meat – I think it was pork

Wednesday

Breakfast:  oatmeal and a cookies & cream quest bar (yes, it tastes like cookies & cream...)

Lunch:  salad (cabbage and beets), spaghetti which wasn’t that bad and I can’t tell if it really wasn’t that bad or I’m just getting used to barfy food. 

Dinner:  My dinner salad was SUPER exciting because they had olives!  It ALMOST felt like I had the relish tray from Nana’s house, even though they were non-pitted olives, it was still special J  I also had slimy pork, which was questionable, but I scarfed it down anyway. 

Thursday

Breakfast:  oatmeal and a double chocolate chunk quest bar (this one is my favorite...I dip it in my coffee, YUM)

Lunch: LUNCH ON THE DRILLING RIG!!!  O.M.G.  Steak, French fries, shrimp, steamed veggies, turkey and gravy, baked potato, AND strawberry pie.  I ate until I couldn’t breathe.  I out-ate the 4 other people that I was with by an entire plate (went back for 2nds and 3rds  OH – and I came back to the sweetest surprise (literally), a gigantic Toblerone chocolate bar.  It was a Happy Thanksgiving gift from one of the South Africans in my office.  It took everything I had not to open it immediately!

Dinner:  I actually skipped dinner.  I can’t believe it, but I couldn’t even think about eating again after my gluttonous lunch.

The icing on the cake Thursday was that I got to see everyone (turkey and pies, too) at Nana and Papa’s right before they were sitting down to supper!  Our internet sucks sooo bad, and I was thinking I wouldn’t be able to see everyone on Thanksgiving BUT we had our own Thanksgiving miracle out here.  Makes me wonder if they purposefully turn off/slow down the internet all the time to keep us from doing anything but work, hmmmm….

Friday

Breakfast:  oatmeal – skipped my quest bar because I was STILL full.

Lunch:  back to blah – broccoli, cabbage soup and slimy pork

Dinner:  vegetable soup (the cabbage soup leftover from lunch with some carrots thrown in…)   

Saturday

Breakfast:  oatmeal and cookies & cream quest bar

Lunch:  Saturday lunch is a close 2nd to pizza day.  We have hamburgers and French fries every Saturday afternoon.  The hamburgers are OK, I douse mine with ketchup (the ONLY condiment we have, literally), but the French fries are heavenly - crispy, deliciousness.  Sadly, I have zero self-control on my French fry portions.  It’s starting to get out of hand…

Dinner:  cup-o-noodles….Saturday was a looooong day with lots of stairs, so I couldn’t take any more 

Sunday

Breakfast:  oatmeal and

Lunch: bean soup and rice

Dinner:  leftover bean soup and rice....today was a particularly rough day.

So that's it...a week in the life on the Camelot.  All I can say is thank goodness for French fries!


Most everyone out here is new to me.  There are a handful of folks that I met/knew before coming offshore, but for the most part I’m the “new” person.  So this hitch it’s just been getting to know all my co-workers and asking all the get-to-know-you questions…where are you from, where do you live now, where did you go to school, omg-do you know such-and-such…the usual conversation starters.  One question that’s worked its way into my every day convos is “where are you going to eat first when you get home?”  Given the food sitch, it’s usually a GREAT topic of conversation that makes everyone happy!  And a bonus is that I’ve learned of LOTS of new place to eat when I get back to Houston ;) 
I'm officially over halfway done.  There's nothing better than being on the downhill side of 5-weeks at work.  The bonus this trip is there's only 26 days until CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

19 days down, 16 to go!  xoxo… 
 

Sunday, November 22, 2015

laundry.


This week has been like night and day compared to last.  I guess all these veterans out here were right, it just takes a few days to adjust to the rocking of the boat and then you’re good.  I still get a little woozy getting on the transfer boats, but luckily I only have to get on those for 5 or 10 minutes and it’s not every day. 

It’s been a weird week with the aftermath of the France tragedy from last Saturday.  It’s so strange to think that I was just there a month ago taking in the gorgeous city.  We have Filipino, Korean, Portuguese, Angolan, American, French, Canadian, Nigerian, and South African (I’m probably missing a few…) folks out here with all different religious and cultural backgrounds and there are no issues.  In fact walking on the platform is actually really pleasant (minus the ridiculous amount of stairs).  It’s just such a shame that these extremist are putting so much fear in our world that is simply NOT necessary.  Needless, to say this act of terror will not stop me from returning to the city of lights!  But enough of that…. 

I’m going to try and write a little something random about life onboard each week, and this week’s topic is laundry – super exciting.  The laundry here is quite different from the laundry in Malongo.  In Malongo, you put your laundry in a bag and it is returned washed, cleaned, and folded by the next day at lunchtime.  It was super annoying because they put these little tags on every piece of clothing, but that was their way of tracking things.  Here on the Camelot, you put your laundry in a bag, they wash it IN the bag, and it is returned that same day at lunchtime.  However, there is no folding and my clothed literally look like someone wadded them up and put them in a George Foreman grill.  SO wrinkly that I can’t wear them.  As a result, my new hobby is ironing.  The captain told us ladies (all 6 of us) on the boat that we can use the secret laundry room anytime do to laundry separately, so I took my first trip on Wednesday night and spent about 45 minutes ironing.  I will be an expert ironer by the time I’m done out here, my mom will be so proud – Chad too!

I tried to upload photos for last week’s blog and failed.  My phone has to be connected to wifi to get the photos transferred, and the wifi here is SO bad that it’s just not going to happen.  On that note, if anyone is trying to iMessage me, it’s a 20/80 chance that the wifi is working for me to receive any form of communication via my cell phone.  AND I also tried to upload photos that I took this week, and the internet on my computer is so slow I can't even do that. 
Well, I think that's enough complaining for now...life is good, and time is flying.  I can't ask for much more :) 
12 days down, 23 to go!  xoxo… 

Sunday, November 15, 2015

planes, trains, and automobiles...now boats!


Ohhhh my goodness, where do I even begin?!  Let me preface this by saying that I have never, ever been so busy in my life.  I honestly thought today was Monday all day and just accepted the fact that I missed uploading a blog.  About 6PM I realized that it was Sunday, so I started getting some things down on paper.  I arrived in camp on Tuesday, spent the night and headed out to the boat Wednesday morning.  I spent the next 2 days trying to keep myself together and act professional when really I was dyyyyyying from motion sickness.  I couldn’t sleep, couldn’t eat, and had to work – my worst nightmare.  BUT by the grace of God I woke up Saturday morning (after a 10-hour slumber) and felt like a human again!!  I am beyond grateful to not feel nauseous and have a splitting headache because my work hours have gone from 6AM-6PM to all day-ish.  I haven’t gotten back to my room before 8 since I arrived, and I can’t imagine that will slow down anytime soon. 
All that being said….I am actually REALLY enjoying things – minus feeling horrible and working 24/7.  There is SO much to learn out here, I just have to remind myself that this is a once in a lifetime (hopefully) opportunity and I need to take it all in while I can!  I also have to think this way or else I will go insane…KIDDING, kind of…
Anyhoo….let’s get caught up! 
I landed back in the US of A just shy of 6-weeks ago, and headed straight to CA to spend a week with my babe.  We had a wedding the Friday I got back, subsequently spent Saturday lounging, and then decided it would be a good idea to redo the flowerbeds on Sunday.  Let me tell you – digging up 100-year old roots is NOT fun, BUT the end result was pretty impressive!  The next Friday, I planned to drive down to LA and catch a flight from LAX to San Antonio, but naturally there was just another natural disaster ruining my plans to drive from Bakersfield to LA.  California had been getting rain all day, and the mountain range between Bako and LA was basically falling apart and mudslides covered both the highways shutting everything down.  So I ended up buying a last minute plane ticket from Bakersfield to San Antonio just so I could see my sweet baby cousin, Sammy Sam, play during his senior year of high school football.  Friday night was a ball – Mexican food, Sam’s team winning the game – right up until I was up all night enjoying my Mexican food dinner coming right back up.  So instead of having a Saturday full of college football, pizza, and beer with the fam, I was asleep on the couch.  But I have to admit that anytime spent with my family is good time J
There was no way I was going to miss this trip to Paris, so we woke up Sunday morning and headed to the airport.  I’m pretty sure the first class flight over healed me, because we landed at 8AM and hit the ground running.  We checked into our adorable hotel in Montmarte and jumped right on a double decker tour bus (city #5).  We rode around until we reached the Eiffel Tower and just had to get off there.  My first glimpse of the landmark is absolutely something that I will never forget.  The lines to go up were outrageous, so we walked all around the grounds and then stopped at our first sidewalk café for lunch. 
After lunch, spent the rest of the day on the bus and spotted all the other major sites – Arche de Triompe, the Louvre, Notre Dame.  We ended up back at the Eiffel Tower just in time to see it start sparkling…..and at that moment I fell in love with Paris!  We wondered back to Montmarte and stumbled upon the BEST corner café for nightcaps…which we ended up going back to a few more times J
Day 2 we accidently slept in a liiiittle longer than expected, but jumped out of bed and headed up to Sacre Coure.  Now, there is a very clear sign outside the church that says NO PHOTOS, and believe it or not (MOM) I followed the rules and didn’t take a single photo…even though everyone around me was taking them, rude.  Anyways, the outside is a beautiful white but the inside is just breathtaking – you’ll just have to see for yourself!  We then headed to Notre Dame – also WAY more beautiful inside than I was expecting, and were planning to go to Saint Chapelle, but the line was too long so we enjoyed an hour or so on a sidewalk café before hitting Champs de Elysees for some shopping!  We jumped on a river boat for a little cruise and ended up in the Latin Quarter wondering around for a place for dinner.  Ironically, we stopped at a cute little Italian place and that is where we had our first taste of Bordeaux wine, and that was the beginning of the end!  Latin area, Italian restaurant, and French wine – we felt so cultured! 
Day 3 we headed to Versailles, which was blow your mind amazing!  I remember going to Hearst Castle in California and just being in awe of the magnitude of the place.  Well, I hate to say it, but Heart has NOTHING on Versailles.  Carol and I walked around for several hours, and at one point I just said that we have to leave because I simply couldn’t take in anymore greatness.  That, and my feet were killing me from the 5+ miles we walked – I think Carol ended up clocking in 25,000 steps on day 3 J.    
Back in Paris, we did a little shopping in Montmarte and headed to the steps of Sacre Coure to watch the sun go down and the lights of the city start sparling – while drinking a delicious bottle of Bordeaux!  It was kind of strange because here we were on the steps of one of the most gorgeous churches I’ve ever been in, and we were in the middle of a huge crowd hanging out watching the sun go down over cocktails.  You would have thought that we were at a really popular bar or restaurant that has great views J  From there we jumped on the subway determined to see all the big sights lit up in the night, and I’d call it a success!
We got back to San Antonio Thursday evening and I got to spend some more time at Ma and Pa’s house before heading to Dallas for a few days.  I thought I was going to just have 1-night in San Antonio, but thanks to rain (and my excellent luck with air travel) my flight was cancelled and I got to spend another night in SA (after 4+hours in the airport…).  BUT I made it safely to Dallas in time for some KENO with my Mom and her fabulous friends + “the daughter’s” Taylor and Jenna.  I remember growing up being locked in the back of the house when Mom had Keno night.  We weren’t allowed to be a part of the shenanigans, but we definitely heard all the cackling.  Now, at 28 years old, I get to be a part of the cackling, and I just LOVE it!
 My time in Dallas flew by, but I was able to heard over to Arlington for the afternoon with Nana and Papa to visit with my Aunt Bettie and Uncle Jim over lunch.  Jim took the DFW Honor Flight to Washington DC in October, and I couldn’t wait to hear all about it!  In typical Jim fashion, he didn’t say much, but he said enough to know that he enjoyed the trip J  After lunch, we headed over to a new Vietnam War Memorial at a park in Arlington.  The dedication for the memorial had occurred the day before we were there, and while we were walking around the sculptor that created the monument walked up – what are the odds??  It was a really great afternoon J
After a few days rest in Dallas, I headed to New Orleans for a loooong weekend.  I don’t have enough time to give the trip justice, so here are the highlights (mostly about food)…
Day 1 – Napolean House for a mufaletta and Pimm’s cup, first glimpse of Bourbon, dinner at Mr. Bs, lost money at Harrah’s
Day 2 – Ammmmazing breakfast at Surrey’s on Magazine street, WW2 Museum (TOP NOTCH, this is a must see!), Napolean House (again – poboys, gumbo), Café du Monde (first taste of biegnet), Jackson Square, River front, Drago’s (chargrilled oysters, OMG), Café Biegnet (better than du monde),  looong night on Bourbon…
Day 3 – Poboys (breakfat) in the park, double decker tour bus (city #6), flea market (apple cinnamon benignets), dinner Pesche (holy moly, delicious)
Day 4 – Halloween! Court of 2 sisters (buffet breakfast, AH-mazing), lost more money at Harrah’s, Royal Oyster House for dinner (YUM), Halloween on Bourbon…in the rain…yikes!
Day 5 – Chad basically had to drag me to the airport just to have a delayed flight and missed connection in Houston – what else is new ;)
My last week I spent recuperating in Bakersfield with Chad and catching up with one of my dear friends Carrie and her sweet almost 2-year old Addalee.  It is absolutely amazing how time flies.  I feel like it was just yesterday that we were getting Carrie married off, and that was 3 years ago November 3rd!  I’ve come to realize that I really like having some “downtime” the week before I head back to work…I wonder if I will remember that when I plan my next time off ;) 
I will trrrrry and upload some photos sometime this week, and I’ll be working on my time management skills to make sure I’m on time with my Sunday blog next week.  One thing I’ve realized over the past 5 days is that I need to get back to being a litttttle more organized!
5 days down, 30 to go!  xoxo… 

Sunday, October 4, 2015

done done done

I've come to find out over the past 5 weeks that my "move" offshore has kind of been a running joke.  Talks of my move started April, then June, and now November, so I can understand why no one believes that this is actually my last rotation onshore.  But my time has finally come!

Last night, my last Saturday in camp, was full of good food (potjie), good (Malongo-standards) wine, and rugby (slash, chatting with the 2 other ladies in camp while the boys yelled).  The rugby world cup is going on, and last night the big game was Scotland vs South Africa.  I would say the vast majority of expats in camp are either South African or Scottish, so it was a huge turn out for the game.  On a normal work day, I have a VERY difficult time understanding some of the South Africans and the majority of the Scots, so on a night of beer-fueled, rugby yelling it was basically impossible for me to A) get a word in or B) follow a conversation.  I LOVE the ZA accent, but they just talk so stinkin fast I can't keep up.  And it's honestly a wonder that the Scots are even speaking English.  Is lik evr oher wrd is cu in haf.  The funny thing is that I'm sure they all think the same things about the way I talk.    


My first few weeks were pretty exciting with all of the commissioning activity we had going on, but the pains of shutting down a project have worn me out over the last 2 weeks.  Needless to say, this Sunday, especially, I'm going to enjoy my nap ;)    

37 days down, 2 to go!  xoxo...

Sunday, September 27, 2015

WHOA

I don't even know what happened this week because ALL I can think about is my ride back in from offshore yesterday....

I've successfully determined that if I put in my head phones, sit in the first row on the right hand side right behind the captain, and close my eyes I can handle the surfer ride out to the platform and back with no problem at all.  So on the ride back in yesterday, I did just that.  I was riding in with 2 coworkers, and one of them, Harry, always sits in the same seat, which was one over to the left of me.  

Sidebar:  On the way out on Friday I was with Harry as well, and we both fell asleep.  Which normally would be just fine, except that the other 3 guys and the captain saw a WHALE along the side of the boat.  So naturally, I yelled at them all when I woke up and said if that ever happened again I need to be woken up immediately.  

Anyways, yesterday we got on the boat, I started listening to Ryan Adams cover of Taylor Swift's 1989 album, which is a very calming playlist and I highly suggest you check it out, and I started dozing.  About then, the boat took a HARD left (enough to almost roll me off my seat) and simultaneously Harry slugged me.  He was basically standing over me when I opened my eyes, and the captain was yelling.  So I popped up and started to leap for the door thinking that we were abandoning ship.  BUT I looked to my right and saw the last few seconds of a humpback whale breaching, literally 15 feet from the boat.  That image, or the fact that I thought I was on a sinking ship, took my breath away.  It was unbelievable.  Apparently, the hard left was because the whale popped up right in front of the boat.  Had our captain not been alert we would have had one of the most odd incidents to report....boat collision with whale.  

I came back and immediately told Rene, aka Sniper, and of course his first question was "Did you get a picture??"  Uh no, Rene, I didn't have time to whip out my camera amidst the shear panic that I was experiencing at the time, geeez.  But this is basically what happened....


 O.M.G.
When I was in Bakersfield in August, my good friend, Rachel, asked me to be in a fantasy football league with some other girls in Bako.  I have only "played" fantasy football once with The Kennedy's and my performance was shameful.  I never even looked at my team, and I think all I did that season was make Wesley regret allowing me to be in their league.  This year is a total 180.  I am SO into fantasy, even though I still don't quite understand all the ins and outs; like what in the world is a "waiver".  I'm going to go ahead and predict that my obsessiveness will probably ware off when I start losing, because I'm 2-0 right now...no big deal ;)

It's looking like we are going to have a sunny Sunday here in camp, but I'm not keeping my hopes up.  We are getting into rainy season, which means the weather can (and usually does) change at a moments notice.  As long as I can get my 15 minutes of sunshine, I'll be a happy camper.  

30 days down, 9 to go!  xoxo...


Sunday, September 20, 2015

dance

I read the best quote yesterday afternoon..."Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance!"  It reminds me of my mom who, for as long as I can remember, will break out in song/dance at any given moment.  Particularly while doing house chores like cooking, vacuuming, doing dishes, etc.  Naturally, as I've mentioned many times before, I'm catching myself more and more often doing the exact same thing.  That includes walking down the hallway at work humming and bouncing to the latest One Direction song.  Chad swears that my taste in music (and sometimes accessories) is comparable to that of a 13-year old girl, but I can't help it, they are so catchy!  I think he should consider himself lucky to have me because I'm keeping him young and hip!

Dad and Dusty are in Chicago for their annual boys football/baseball trip, but this year Mom got to tag along.  My guess is that during the planning phase they realized that this year's trip was close to Mom's birthday, so they decided to double-dip and call it a birthday present too...well done boys ;)

Anyways, things are still moving over here.  I shipped Phil offshore on Friday morning and I'm trying to get Jimbo out of here sometime this week.  I should also have all of my contractors demobilized by Saturday or Sunday, and my instrument and electrical folks are out of here next Tuesday.  So by next week, I'll be the last one standing on the project and I'm expecting to be itching to get home (even more so that I already am).  The good news is I'm over the halfway point, so I'm on the downhill slide of this rotation...

We are breaking out of camp this afternoon to head to Cabinda for a final team celebration with our contractors.  I was hoping for a sunny Sunday so we could take advantage of the beach, but it looks like it's going to be a dreary, overcast day.  BUT this Sunday we will have as fresh cooked meal and (hopefully) some Italian wine to brighten up the day!    

23 days down, 16 to go!  xoxo...


Sunday, September 13, 2015

labor

This week while everyone back home enjoyed a 4-day week celebrating labor day, we've been actually laboring.  We are incredibly short-handed because our contractor has de-mobilized the majority of their staff, so I've been relying heavily on Phil and Jimbo to use their muscles.  In typical Jimbo/Phil fashion, there is always complaining involved, so I've been trying to get out and help as much as I can.  Sadly, installing piping and opening/closing valves has made me realize that I have basically zero upper-body strength and I would never survive as a pipe-fitter.  On the plus side, even though I still feel a bit like Homer on all my instrument & electrical commissioning, I've got the mechanical stuff down...

Naturally, I was complaining about being sore/exhausted to Alanna and being the sweet friend she is, she said something along the lines of prove it.  Conveniently one of my inspectors snapped some photos...


Alli I'll help you, but first let me take some photos...

Typical response when I ask these two to do something.
Back on the home-front...My parents and grabbed Nana and Papa and headed to Houston early Saturday morning to send Laurel and Jason off to South Korea.  They decided to have a joint birthday (HBD Jason), anniversary (34 years for mom and pops) and bon voyage Johnson family get together.  Anytime there is any sort of family function when I am at work, my mom does a great job of rapid-texting me pictures of what's happening.  Usually the photos are one of 3 things:  blurry, someone eating/mouth full, or surprised/caught off guard faces.  In her defense, I know first hand that getting some of our family members to smile is like pulling teeth.  Luckily, now we have Jason and Julie, and they are both always ready for a close up...
   
Typical text message that I wake up to post-family function....i love you mom!
Last week I reluctantly agreed to let my amazing construction coordinator (coonass Phil) leave my portion of the project to go help out another contract that is shorthanded.  He'll be heading offshore next week, and today is his last Sunday in camp which means there is a lot of prep work going on this morning for a big afternoon BBQ!

  
16 days down, 23 to go!  xoxo...

Sunday, September 6, 2015

homer simpson

Week 1 - DONE.  I always say the same thing about how time just flies and blah blah blah, and this week is no exception...  

We have been so crazy busy starting commissioning on the project, and it's been one of those weeks where I just feel like I'm in way over my head.  There have been so many times since I started my career that I have wished that I was an electrical engineer, and this is another one of those moments.  When I talk about commissioning, I mean that we have finished construction, energized all of the equipment, and are starting to manipulate the electrically powered pieces of equipment to see if they are actually working.  This involves sitting at the operations control panel and talking to folks in the field to make sure that all the programming in the system is matching what is wired up in the field.  Most of the time I can participate in technical discussions and intelligently(ish) answer questions, but the rest of the time I just feel like Homer Simpson...  


 


On the other hand "they" say that most technical management positions are filled by people who have a background civil engineering.  But that's probably just because we aren't really that good at anything besides being organized, doing paperwork and delegating...



In other news, my sweet friend Jenna found out that her and her husband, Wesley, are expecting a baby GIRL this January!  Now, for those of you that know Jenna, she's pretty much perfect and (of course) has had the easiest pregnancy to this point.  Every time I talk to her I expect her to say something along the lines of "I can't stop puking" or "omg, this is awful" but all she ever has to say is "I feel totally fine!"  I haven't seen her, but I'm sure that she just looks amazing....typical Jenna ;)  Words cannot express how excited I am for them, and beyond that I am even more excited to see Wesley as a daddy to a little girl.  Now we just wait and pray for her easy pregnancy to continue to give them a healthy baby! 

Originally, I thought I would probably be onshore for just a few weeks, but the way things are going with commissioning (see Homer above), I'm thinking I may have to be here for my entire hitch.  The good news is that my new back-to-back finally got his visa and arrived in camp yesterday.  So since we are both here, he's going to start getting things organized while I finish up here.  I'm taking full advantage of my last (really this time) few weeks onshore; including Sunday afternoon naps :)


9 days down, 30 to go!  xoxo...

Sunday, August 30, 2015

idaho'ed + sunsets

The good news is that I get to stay onshore for a least the next couple of weeks, the bad news is that my 28-day hitch has turned into a 39-days...

I had a verrrrrry lazy time off compared to jam-packed June, which was awesome and made me slightly stir-crazy at the same time.  I found out that I need to get some new hobbies besides traveling.  The problem is that all the hobbies that I have brainstormed either A. requires more than one person (ie. tennis, volleyball, etc) or B. requires follow up with I'm working (ie. gardening, guitar, piano, etc) .  I think I've narrowed it down to becoming a professional yogi or getting back into running - or maybe sewing/knitting.  One thing that I can to both on my off time and while I'm working is start studying for the Professional Engineers exam.  The problem there is that I think I forgot how to study.  Clearly, I've got some work to do.

Anyways, onto the recap of the last 4 weeks...I landed in Houston and headed straight to Jackson Hole, which I found out is actually just called Jackson and all those annoying tourists have morphed the name to Jackson Hole.  Confusing.  I met Alanna and Kory in Jackson for the night and then we began our annual pilgrimage to Challis, Idaho for one of the best music festivals around - Braun Brother's Reunion.  I actually missed the last 2 years; one for Andrea's nursing school gradation (valid excuse) and the other because I was working (not as valid).  Over the years, we have had several interesting experiences getting to and from Challis.  Including driving 16-hours on a Sunday after 3 long days of sun, booze, and dance moves ...there's not much that the Rolow sisters and I won't do for a good time.  This year did not disappoint...


BBR!
this one pretty accurately captures the group..
After thoroughly wearing ourselves out, we got up first thing Sunday morning and headed back to Jackson and were Bakersfield bound.  I spent the next week on Chad's couch, literally.  I actually didn't leave the house until Wednesday, and that was only because Micky and the Motorcars and Reckless Kelly (yes, two bands that we had seen the weekend before) were playing in Bakersfield.  Naturally, I needed to see them again.  That weekend, Chad and I had talked about heading to the coast to get out of the Bakersfield heat for mini-vacay and lucky for us, the bands were heading that way to play at a mac n cheese festival.  Naturally, we had to go making that 3 shows in 1 week - ridiculous, I know.  We didn't just go eat pasta, drink wine, and dance we actually did quite a bit of hiking and sunset watching as well...

Shell Beach sunset
Bishop's Peak Hike
mac n cheese festival
Avila sunset
That Saturday I found out that my baby cousin (by 2-years) and her sweet husband are going to be moving to South Korea!  Their planned move date is October 1st for an 11-month job assignment, and I am just so thrilled for them!  However, that week it began to sink in that I wouldn't be able to say bye to Laurel and Jason before they move and I started getting sooo sad (aka super grouchy).  I'm not sure if Chad just wanted to get rid of bad-mood bear or if he actually wanted to take a quick trip to Houston, but either way we booked a last minute trip to H-town to see the Browning's before they officially become expats.  Even though Houston in mid-August isn't exactly a vacation destination, I am soooo glad that we got to spend time with our Houston family :) 


Newest addition to the Johnson clan...JAKE!
I got back and headed straight to Ojai for a little girl's get away with Carrie.  I haven't really gotten a chance to spend time with just Carrie since I left Bakersfield, so we planned to get out of town to catch up a few weeks ago.  Shortly after arriving, we agreed that we needed to make the trip to Ojai Valley Inn and Spa and annual one.  Everything about the resort was absolutely gorgeous...

         
I ended up having to come back to work a few days early to help take care of some issues, so my time off was a little short and I didn't get to go home as planned.  BUT since I'm working 5(ish) weeks this hitch, I'll have an extra long time off :)  

2 days down, 37 to go! xoxo...

Sunday, August 2, 2015

blue moon!

Another week in the books.  I spent a few days on the water, got news that my days onshore aren't completely over, saw a blue moon, and today I plan on soaking up some fun - finally!

I met my new boss this weekend, and he supports me finishing up onshore commissioning before making the Camelot my permanent home.  Meaning I'll get at least a few more days (or weeks) in Malongo before heading offshore next hitch - all good news :)  

It's crazy how just about 36 hours on a boat can change your equilibrium so much.  I got back onshore at around 4PM yesterday, and as I'm sitting at my computer this morning I still feel like I'm swaying back and forth.  It's not enough to feel sick by any means, but I just still feel like I'm moving just a little bit.  Glad I've got time to get used to this.

I've definitely got vacation on my brain!  I'm heading straight to Jackson Hole when I get back on Wednesday for a long weekend with Alanna and I couldn't be more excited!  Then I've got a few weeks in California with my babe ahead of me, so needless to say it's going to be tough to focus for the next day and a half ;)  

26 days down, 2 to go!  xoxo...


Blue moon from the helideck

Sunday, July 26, 2015

rock the boat

After a busy start to the week, I headed offshore for my inaugural trip on Friday afternoon.  In order to get to the platform you have to take about an hour long boat ride out to the accommodations barge.  I had this idea in my head that I'd take a boat ride over a helicopter any day.  I think that I am reconsidering my fear of helicopters now.  The boat is a rocky one, and I sure felt my stomach in my throat a few times over the ride.  Luckily, I rode out with one of the project managers and I was trying so hard to focus on what he was saying and keep up my end of the conversation that I couldn't pay attention to the fact that my face was turning green.  Needless to say, I bypassed dinner that night...

I'm glad I was able to take a trip out and get a feel for what will be my new home for the next 2(ish) years.  The barge that we will be staying on is called the Camelot.  The thing is MASSIVE.  We are supposed to get up to about 850 people onboard in the next few weeks.  I realized a few things while out there.  First, I'm going to have a great butt from all the stair climbing I'll be doing.  Our offices and living quarters are on the 4th floor, and basically everything else (mess hall, lobby, clinic, walkway to the platform) is on the first.  Second, my days of delicious meals in Angola are gone.  Phil and his cajun cooking won't be available on the barge, and I'm looking at rice, beans, and mystery kitchen-sink soup from here on out.  Third, I will survive.  Even though you can definitely feel the boat rocking 100% of the time I think I'll be able to get my sea legs, and with all the walking/climbing we will be doing sleeping won't be a problem.  I've also got my packing list made for coming aboard, and the most important thing is a french press and kettle.  The coffee on board is made with potable water, and salty coffee is NOT a good thing.  Click HERE to get all the details on my humble abode...

Now, when I say the barge is massive, I mean it.  But it is a teeny piece of steel compared to the platforms.  These things are unimaginable.  We've seen the image below since the beginning of the project and it gives you a good idea of the layout out there, but I had NO reference point for the magnitude of these things until we pulled up on our little baby surfer boat.  I spent 3-hours walking around just the Living Quarters Platform and didn't get to see the whole thing.  I literally couldn't make it to the Production & Processing Platform because we didn't have enough time (and my legs couldn't take anymore stairs).  So I'll be heading back out next Friday for another quick trip.     

Scope of the entire project
Living Quarters Platform (far left), Processing Platform (center) and Flare tower (right)
I'm looking forward to my first offshore experience and excited for the challenge, but the trip did make me sad realizing that I've got a big change closing in on me.  Naturally, I'm getting sad with the realization that my Malongo family is going to be going all over the place.  Some will stay onshore, some offshore in a different location, some to fabrication yards, and a few will be offshore in the same location as I will be, but our team is officially breaking up.  The good news is that I'll be moving in with some really great folks, and there's nothing wrong with change :)  So with my last full week onshore ahead of me, it going to be a busy one - which means I'm basically home already! 

19 days down, 9 to go!  xoxo...

Sunday, July 19, 2015

sun(less)day

I got to work today and I honestly have no idea what I've been doing for the past 7 days, but they are gone.  We have had so many people join the project and come through the office, I feel like all I have been doing all week is meeting new faces and chit chatting...basically the only 2 things I'm good at.

I've also been doing a LOT of complaining because it is still soooo dreary.  The sun came out for about 2 minutes on Friday afternoon, but that's pretty much it.  I work with a lot of people from the UK, and when I start complaining they pretty much tell me to "bugger off," which is much more eloquent than the American alternative...typical for the British.  I just can't function without at least little sunshine.

Since first arriving in Malongo, I have heard countless stories about things that have happened in camp over the years.  Everything you can imagine from raging all-night parties to monkey warfare to lizards the size of 18-wheelers....all of which were hearsay, until now.  (dunn dunnn dunnnnn)  

My office is in a set of 4 buildings that are at far corner of the camp and there is a lot of open space/jungle around us, which is why it's not uncommon to see unwanted reptiles around/in the building.  Anyway, there has been a crew of 4 or 6 workers moving dirt around across the street from my office building.  Yesterday before lunch there was some commotion near the crews (also, not uncommon), so I just drove around them on my way to lunch.  Come to find out that the commotion was NOT unwarranted.  Apparently, one of the workers went behind a large container to (allegedly) use the restroom, and while back there a BOA CONSTRICTOR took the man as his prey and began to coil around his leg.  The man (obviously) panicked and tried to run, but the boa had a good grip and took the man down to the ground.  Turns out the snake was only about 5-feet long (just a baby boa, NBD), but pulled the man 15-feet back into the brush.  Luckily, one of his coworkers noticed that he had been gone for a while and went back to find him.  He was able to beat the snake until it release the guy.  He was then taken to the clinic because of leg pain and may have a sprain/break, but he's going to be just fine - probably won't be back in the brush anytime soon!  The best part is that the "snake guys" captured the snake and released it back into the jungle...I'm sorry, WHAT?     

I'm almost to the halfway point of this hitch.  I'll be sure and stay out of the grass for the next two weeks...

12 days down, 16 to go!  xoxo...

Monday, July 13, 2015

trip. of. a. lifetime.

2 things – I actually had this ready to post yesterday, but we’ve been without internet/phones/etc for 2 days now so I couldn’t get my post uploaded.  Second, I took about 1,000 photos over the last 5 weeks, but they are all safely stored at home on my computer and personal phone.  So these are the few measly photos that are somehow in the cloud…whatever that means.

Anyways, I tried to sit down and start writing laaaaast Sunday night, and I got so overwhelmed with the amount of info that I gave up and watched Gossip Girl until I fell asleep – major failure.  There’s just so much that’s happened in the last 5 weeks, but I guess it’s my own fault for neglecting to update in a timely manner.  I’m prepared to put in the time to not miss a single detail, so here we go….

I got back to Houston on Wednesday (June 10th) and did what’s become my normal routine.  Get off the plane, pick up a rental (since I am no longer a car owner) and start running the necessary errands which typically include spin class, Target, and a much needed mani/pedi.  I get in a shower (sans shower shoes) and then turn right back around to get on a plane.  This time I headed to Dallas to start prepping for Nana and Papa’s 60th Anniversary Party! 

Side bar – I did finally go to the doctor to make sure that my vertigo episodes weren’t the result of a growing brain tumor (thanks WebMD).  The good news is that my brain looks A-OK, the bad news is that my allergies are probably the source of my head spins and I basically just have to deal with it, oh and I have a slightly deviated septum (proof that I have a legit medical reason for my occasional heavy breathing and alleged “snoring” episodes).  All of which I can deal with :)

The rest of the Houston clan all safely arrived in Dallas Friday night, and preparations began for Saturday’s party.  After a morning of procrastinating, we all kicked it into high gear around noon and things started coming together.  Folks were right on time, and our 50-something guests begin arriving around 2.  To say that the party was a success is an understatement.  First off, the looming storm that was over Dallas basically all weekend held off for the whole time.  Things started getting a little hairy after all the real guests had left and just the cleanup crew was left, which helped expedite the rush to get everything inside.  More importantly, I think it’s very rare to have a family get together with distant family (most of which you’ve never met), and legitimately have a good time.  But on top of everything, Nana and Papa were overjoyed with the out pour of love and the fact that all of these people showed up to celebrate THEM.  It was simply fantastic.    

ladies (ignore my weird leg)

LOVE this sweet, sweet photo
It just so happened that my 10-year high school reunion (OMG, I'm old) was same day as the party, so I just mentioned to the younger generation that we should probably go downtown after the party and head to the venue (which is a very large restaurant/bar in Dallas).  The place was open to the public, there was just an area that was blocked off for the reunion.  I’m not really sure why or how, but everyone agreed, so cleaning up we had Mom and Dad drive us downtown and drop us off at the party.  As we walked in Chad commented that he could not believe that I was walking into my HS reunion with 7 guests, and I guess I may have failed to mention all of the details to everyone…BUT in my defense it really wasn’t a high school reunion like you see in the movies and imagine they should be.  It was just another night out with my favorite people, so whatever it was a good time :)

 

PROOF that they had a good time...
After spending the afternoon with Chad’s grandma and sister (mostly napping on the couch) we headed to the airport, and it was back to Cali for him and onto Houston for me.  I got myself together Sunday night to head to Scotland with Brian Monday afternoon!  This would be the first trip across the pond for my big brother.  Houston has been getting hit with some crazy weather, and it looked like it was headed to the bayou again Monday night, so needless to say, Brian was a liiiiiittle nervous.  I tried to calm his nerves a bit by getting to the airport 3 hours early, and all was good until we got on to the plane headed to Newark and the delays began.  We ended up sitting on the runway for over an hour due to air traffic control, apparently it was pouring in NYC as well.  Before we even took off from Houston I already had it in my head that we weren’t going to make our connection, so I was at peace with having to hunker down and spend the night in the Newark airport.  So we landed safely, and my mom’s texts started coming in as soon as I turned on my phone.  She watches FlightAware like a hawk (like mother, like daughter) and said that our connecting flight was also delayed like 10 minutes.  Brian and I started prepping to haul to the gate.  Since we were late arriving, there was no ground crew to get us off the plane – of course.  So we sat, and sat, and sat, BUT thankfully (and shockingly) United kept holding that plane for us.  When we finally got off, Brian and I sprinted, I mean full out sprint, to the gate, and 40 gates/1-mile later, we walked on the plane, sweating.  And then we sat and waited for the other 10 or 12 passengers who figured walking to the gate would be fine to casually walk onto the plane.  7 hours later, we landed in Edinburgh.  Nothing like starting the trip off with a little drama!           

I loved Edinburgh, and I think it was the perfect place to take Brian for his first trip overseas.  It was big enough to keep us busy, but felt like a quaint town that we could easily cover on foot.  We landed and got to our perfect little flat with no problem, so I immediately started researching the best pot pies in town.  After we stuffed ourselves with traditional Scottish cuisine and several pints, the jetlag hit and we headed back to snooze for a few hours.  Later that evening we were walking around, stopping at pubs, and people watching.  I looked at my watch and realized that it was 9PM and we hadn’t eaten dinner – probably because the sun was still shining as if it was 6PM…that definitely took some getting used to.
Grassmarket Street
Edinburgh Castle from our apartment :)
The next day we took a day trip into the highlands, and I fell in love with Scotland's countryside.  EVERYTHING is beautiful, literally everything.  There are bodies of water everywhere and it just smells clean.  We stopped in a little town in the middle of nowhere and it had the most beautiful abbey just on the outskirts of town right on the water.  Then we went on a hike in a forest (that I cannot remember the name of for the life of me) and took a hike back into the pines.  It literally smelled like Christmas, I could have stayed there forever.  Our last stop was #1 on the list, Glenturret Distillery.  It just happens to be the oldest distillery in Scotland, NBD.  Every step of the process is still done by hand, so it's not distributed outside of Scotland (so you better believe we walked away with a few bottles).  Glenturret is part of a blend called The Famous Grouse, so we got 4 different samples of the different varieties - this is where my problem with falling asleep on every bus ride for the remainder of the trip began.    




Biggest bottle of whisky in the WORLD!
The next morning, we headed up to Edinburgh Castle to see what the fuss was about, and it was definitely worth the trip!  This this was a city.  We could have stayed in there for hours, but we pulled a rookie-tourist mistake and did not dress warm enough for the top of the hill.  It didn't look like it was that much higher than where we were, but it WAS.  After the castle, we headed to Calton Hill, which is a beautiful view point on the opposite side of the city from the castle - and lucky for us it was much warmer!  

East side of Edinburgh from Calton Hill
Edinburgh from Calton Hill
American Solider monument in Edinburgh
After our 3AM wake up call, we arrived in Amsterdam more than a little groggy, but I was so excited to see the rest of the group I couldn’t stop pacing the boat!  Once they were all finally on board safely, we all crashed out until our afternoon tour through the city.  We took an hour long walk through Amsterdam, and it exceeded all of my expectations.  I had this image of Amsterdam as this super dirty city just because, as everyone knows, basically everything is legal there.  I was pleasantly surprised how clean and just all around beautiful it was.  Our tour guide mentioned that, while everything is still legal, they have put a few more regulations in place to clean up the city.  As a result, many families that had moved out into the “suburbs” have moved back into the city.  There is a very friendly vibe to the city, and everywhere you look is picturesque…this is where my love affair with flower baskets began.  I will say the only thing that made me a little leery were the cyclists.  There is no such thing as stopping for pedestrians in those parts… 
 
After cruising through the night, we docked in Kinderdijk, Netherlands….the land of the windmills!  We came to find out that at each stop we would have some kind of guided tour with a local guide.  It sank in that I was going to be one of those people wearing the headsets that look like they are zombies walking in a daze through a city.  I was all about it, but I’m pretty sure that Brian never got over being a part of the embarrassingly large group wearing our headsets that scream “I’M A TOURIST!”  He usually tried to hide his headset under his jacket, I just giggled.  Anyways, we were able to actually go into one of the windmills that a “Miller” family still lives in and operates.  It’s pretty amazing that 55% of the country is actually below sea level, and they were able to figure out how to deal with all the water around 275 years ago!



We cruised through the night and left the Netherlands for Germany.  The next morning we docked in Cologne and headed out for our walking tour.  The main attraction in Cologne is the massive cathedral in the city center.  In fact, Dan Brown just finished up a trip to the cathedral and there are all kinds of rumors about Cologne being the center of a new book that may be coming out.  Of course, he got to see all the nooks and crannies that us common folk didn’t get to – which I’m actually okay with because those blocked off passageways looks WAY too creepy for me.  We also got the rundown of the local beer that Cologne is known for – kolsch.  There are TONS of brauhaus’ in the city, and each has their own brew, basically a light lager with a high alcohol content that our American light lagers.  After our tour was over, we had some free time in the city, so naturally we headed towards Frueh – the largest brauhaus in the region – for some goulash and kolsch.  Frueh did not disappoint with its prompt, yet unfriendly service.  Thank goodness our tour guide gave us the inside info about putting your coaster on the top of your beer to signal that you’re done/pausing because that guy kept them coming!
This cathedral was so massive, I couldn't get it in the frame for a photo!
After dinner that night, we left Ma, Andrea, and mom on the boat and headed back into the city for a brew tour with a local guide that did not disappoint.  I’m still not really sure what his name was, but we all called him Dede.  He took us to 4 different stops to taste the kolsch brews, and believe it or not there was definitely a different distinct flavor to each of the places.  He also let us know that it’s customary to buy the server a glass each time you order a round.  As if they weren’t prompt enough filling us up, buying an extra for them made them even quicker to the punch.  It’s kind of deciving because thry don’t serve pints, they serve 0.1 liters which are dangerously easy to drink and even easier to lose track of exactly how many you have had…no wonder those Germans drink like fish!

Brauhaus Tour clan!
We cruised through the night again and docked the next day for our trip up to the Marksburg Castle.  This castle was built by the Eppstein family in 1100 and was more of a family home rather than a community like the Edinburgh Castle, but it was still massive!  It was established as a castle to protect the town of Braubach and to enforce customs to ships traveling along the Rhine.  It was attacked on several occasions because having control over portions of the Rhine was critical throughout history.  I still have no idea how people though they could overtake the place.  It was basically on top of a shear-faced rock and had about 4 walls protecting.  If I remember correctly, I think that it was the only castle on the Rhine that was never captured (I could be totally making that up though, we learned about lots of castles….)  One silly fact that they told us in the castle was that back in the day people didn’t spend much time in the restroom.  There was no ‘reading’ on the pot because it was the most vulnerable places to be – an open hole for folks to sneak in unexpectedly.  In fact, they typically didn’t even close the door while doing their business.  I am SO thankful things have changed…    


Marksburg Castle from the Rhine
We got back on the boat and to start our “day at sea.”  Unfortunately, the weather was not cooperating with us and it was damp, drizzly, and COLD all day.  BUT I was actually impressed because the crappy weather didn’t stop the most passengers from taking in the sights from the sun deck – the Johnson/Freund/Wurzbach clan included.  We all looked a little silly laying on lounge chairs bundled up in 3 or 4 blankets, but it was 100% worth it.  The crew was amazing too.  They came by often asking if anyone needed more blankets and came out with hot cocoa and warm donuts (as if we needed more food).  We went through the entire Rhine Gorge and the views were just breathtaking.  It was so hard because Lutz (the program director that was pretty much the best) was giving us facts and pointing things out all along the way.  So we would get up to take photos, sit back down and just when your fingers were starting to warm up something else amazing would come up that was too good not to get up and take photos of….i know, I know tough life, right?!  That evening we docked in Rudensheim, yet another adorable little town on the Rhine, known well for its regional wine.  We went out on our own little excursion before dinner and visited Wine Alley to taste the local flavor.   

Vineyards were EVERYWHERE along the Rhine Gorge
We sailed through the night again, and the next morning we got on a train to head to Heidelberg, Germany.  There is a massive castle, Schloss Heidelberg, on the top of the hill overlooking the city, so we stopped there first for a tour before heading into the town.  A good chunk of the castle had been destroyed by the French, which was a common theme, but even the remaining ruins were incredibly impressive.  We walked all over the town before stopping to try the local brew, Vetter, and a plate of cheese and sausages.  We tried to eat like the locals eat, but this plate of cheese and meat was a litttttttle too foreign for us.  I think Pa was the only brave soul to try everything, including the mystery pate.  Overall, I think I’d have to say that this was my favorite stop while we were on the Rhine.  It was SUCH a cute little town with so much character. 


Heidelberg, Germany
If Heidelberg was #1, Strasburg is a close second.  This was our next stop, and the first time we all put our feet on French soil.  When we were driving into Strasburg, I was a little disappointed because it looked very modern and industrial, but as we got into the old town, the old world charm was just beautiful!  Similar to Amsterdam, the town was full of canals and flower boxes.  I think we were all inspired to install some flower boxes at home after this trip!  Strasburg has a cathedral, called Notre Dame, that we went into for a quick tour.  Construction on the cathedral itself started in 1187 and opened in 1439.  It’s so interesting because the stained-glass windows from the cathedral were removed during the war and hidden so they wouldn’t get destroyed.  They were all successfully put back into place without one being damages – pretty impressive.  All that said, the most impressive things about the cathedral was the astronomical clock.  The clock is actually 3 clocks in one, the first dating back to the 14th century and the 3rd completed in the late 1800’s.  Our tour guide gave us so much information about this clock, there was no way any of us took it all in, so I googled it…. 


flowers EVERYWHERE
One of the many stained-glass window in Notre Dam (of Strasburg)
THE clock.
Much needed refreshments
 That afternoon we sent the boys off to check out the Mercedes factory, and we ladies headed into the Alsace mountains for a wine tour.  We went to a family winery where they had over a million bottles in their cellar.  The bottles there dated back to 1927!  Our guide said at that point it’s hit or miss on whether or not the bottle is going to be good, so the bottles are not for sale, just the family’s personal collection.  We tasted 5 or 6 wines, all whites with the exception of a rose and a pinot noir.  Surprisingly, my favorite was the Pino Gris, which is not typically a wine that I like.  Must be the French air that makes it that much better!  We headed back to the boat before we set sail for the evening, we got our Scotty t-shirts and had family photoshoot.  Brian was THRILLED!


lovely ladies :)

Most of the locks that we went through were during the wee-hours of the morning when everyone besides Lisa Johnson was asleep, but that night after dinner we went through one of the biggest locks.  It was pretty neat because everyone was out on the top deck checking it out – we weren’t the only dorks on the boat.   

Some bridge somewhere along the Rhine...and the moon :)
Ok so, I know that I gave Strasburg a close 2nd to Heidelberg, but I forgot about our trip into the Black Forest….sooo maybe there’s a tie for 2nd place.  After docking, we got on a bus that took us through Freiburg into Hollental or Hell’s Valley.  This was one of the very few bus rides that I actually stayed awake on, and I’m glad I did…it was gorgeous!  We stopped in a little town that got its claim to fame during Marie Antoinette’s bridal procession through Hell’s Valley.  Initially, there was a small cart track through the valley, but in preparation for the procession they turned the small cart track into a road.  Then in the late 1800’s the road was turned into the Hollentalbahn, Hell Valley Railway, which is still in use today.  It was funny because during our bus ride our tour guide, from Freiburg, kept saying Hell Welly, and I just assumed that they name of the area was Hell Welly.  It wasn’t until we started our guided hike through the Black Forest, that a new tour guide annunciated Hell Valley that I realized it was just her accent that I couldn’t understand.  (I owe her a big thank you because otherwise this whole story would be about Hell Welly.)  The only downside of our trip into the Black Forest is that it was too short!  We had 3 choices of activities – hike into the forest, cuckoo clock demonstration, or Black Forest cake demonstration, and there was no “all of the above” option.  So we sent Ma and Pa to the cuckoo clock demonstration and the rest of us hoofed it into the forest, which was gorgeous, but we missed out on the clocks and tasting some delicious looking cake.  There were also a couple of shops – jewelry, cuckoo clocks, handmade glass – that we just didn’t have enough time to visit.  I guess the up side is that the compressed schedule did save us all some money ;)   



    
That afternoon, the boys headed out on a World War II excursion while the ladies went into the town of Colmar, France.  It made for a relaxing afternoon because Colmar was a pretty small little place.  Part of me wishes that I would have joined the boys on this one.  They had a great time visiting a WW2 museum and then headed to a very interesting memorial honoring Audie Murphy.  I had never heard of Audie Murphy, but turns out he was one of the most decorated American heroes from the war.  There is a movie all about his story called "To Hell and Back" that I plan on watching my next time off, so I'll report back with more details :)  

We docked in Basel after dinner and spent our last night on the sundeck finishing out our all-you-can-drink cruise with a bang.  Needless to say, wakeup call the next morning was a rough one.  Luckily, all we had to do was get out bags out and hop on the bus for a 1.5 hour drive to Lucerne.  The good news was that I got in another hour and a half of sleep, the bad news is that I got another hour and a half of sleep and missed all the beautiful scenery.  We stopped off at the Lion Monument in Lucerne, just outside of the old town.  My dad had mentioned seeing the Lion Monument before we left, so I googled it and, honestly, I wasn’t that impressed.  It looked like a small carving on some rock, but I was so WRONG.  The monument is for the Swiss Guard, and I’ve never seen so much emotion portrayed so well in any type of statue.  It was absolutely stunning, a must-do if you are ever near Lucerne. 

Selfies on the last night :)
"The saddest stone in the world"
After getting checked into the hotel, we took a walking tour around the stunning city followed by a boat tour on Lake Lucerne.  Growing up, I remember Papa’s stories about Lucerne and it being his favorite place that he’d ever been.  I couldn’t agree more, it was absolutely gorgeous.      

i LOVED this bridge.  You can't tell, but there are flowers all along the outside railing
Jesuit Church, STUNNING!

Happy boy on the boat :)
The Swiss Alps...a dream come true!
The next morning we were off for our Swiss Alps adventure to Mount Titlis (yes, that is the name).  Another win on the bus ride up for me because I stayed awake the whole time!  We made a stop at a gigantic monastery in Engelberg (Angel Mountain) where they make some delicious fresh cheeses.  We stopped for just enough time to see how it’s actually made and do some taste tests before getting on the 1st of 3 gondolas up to the summit of Mt. Titlis.  The summit is actually a huge glacier, so there’s a bunch of random things that you can do up there.  We decided to test our fate and walk across a suspension bridge and then go through the tunnel that was drilled through the glacier.  Both of which were pretty amazing.  After lunch, ice cream and taking in the views in the SWISS ALPS.  We headed back down the mountain and loaded up for the ride back to Lucerne.  My luck staying awake on bus rides had run out, and I snoozed the whole way back.  

View from the top
creepy ice cave!
After a lovely dinner on the patio, it began to sink in that our European adventure had come to an end.  It truly was the trip of a lifetime, and I wouldn’t have changed a second of it….except for maybe the 1-mile walk to the gate in Zurich followed by the 5-mile (at least it seemed like it) walk off the planes in Dulles.  In any case, we made it home safe and sound. 
After a day of recuperation in Houston (and 2 nights in my own bed!), I headed to Bakersfield to spend my last 6 days with my babe.  Initially, we had big plans of going to the coast for a long weekend to celebrate the 4th of July and get out of the 100+ degree Bakersfield heat, but since we (I) failed to plan anything we ended up holding down the fort in town.  Normally when I go visit Chad we have a packed schedule either going out of town or lunches/dinners catching up with friends, which I love.  However, I must admit, it was actually a really nice change to have a long, lazy weekend with not much to do.

Chad has a problem buying guns like I have a problem buying clothes.  I give him a hard time because he has several new guns that he hasn’t even shot.  So we went out Friday morning to the gun range with Rachel and shot everything he had – pistols, rifles, and shotguns.  I haven’t been shooting in years, so it was a really good time. 

On the 4th we had planned to go celebrate at Carrie’s house the all-American way – swimming and BBQ.  About an hour before we were going to head to Carrie’s Chad got a devastating phone call that his best friend from high school had passed away in a small plane crash in his hometown.  I have no idea how he managed, but he wanted to still go to the party to take his mind off of things.  He is such a strong cookie, and we were able to have a great time.  It breaks my heart that I had to come back to work so quickly after such tragic news.  Chad headed home on Wednesday to spend time with friends and family and say goodbye to Ross.  
     
So there it is 5 amazing weeks!  Now I’m back at work.  It's "winter" or dry season in Cabinda, and I literally have not seen the sun since leaving Houston 6 days ago.  I don’t remember this time of year being sooo doom and gloom, but maybe it’s one of those things that happens and you just block it out of your memory.  The highlight of my week actually occurred Saturday when I got the most WONDERFUL news that my sweet friends Sally and Lincoln welcomed their perfect baby girl into this world….     

Blake Elizabeth Floyd...the most precious little nugget!
5 days down, 23 to go!  xoxo…