Sunday, December 13, 2015

butterflies

I always get up and walk around the ship once or twice before I go into the office.  I do this for several reasons.   The most important being that my hair is usually sopping wet in the morning so walking outside in the heat dries it a little before I go sit in my freezing office.  I also check the bridge to make sure that we are still connected to the platform, meaning I don’t have to get on a boat first thing in the morning (also, very important).  It’s usually really quiet, and there is something incredibly peaceful about being in the middle of the ocean before sunrise.  So I’ve come to love my morning routine, even though I start off hating the sounds of my alarm at 4:47 every morning…

On Monday, I started out with my coffee and walked into (what I thought) was a pack of butterflies.  I have a serious love for butterflies that my mom passed down to me.  For several reasons, I think that butterflies are so special.  At first, I was so happy and enchanted by the sudden appearance of the pack of butterflies.  Then I realized that these flying creatures were NOT butterflies, they were GIGANTIC moths.  Like the size of my palm.  And for some unknown reason they are EVERYWHERE.  I’m assuming that some shipment came in with a bunch of moth larva (disgusting, I know), and as a result they are all over the ship.  I can tell they are dying out, but there are still more floating around than I’d like to see…


Tuesday was another interesting morning.  My walk was interrupted by a torrential downpour.  Normally, I appreciate a little rain.  It makes for a relaxing day, however this was NOT the case on Tuesday.  I typically walk over to the platform every morning between 5:45 and 6 to attend our morning meeting.  So I braved the downpour and ran (literally) across the boat, up the stairs, across the bridge, up the stairs and into the control room.  I arrived to the meeting sopping wet, as did everyone else.  About 45 minutes later I went to go to the bridge and much to my surprise, we were disconnected…whoommppwoompp.  So I stayed on the platform, in the rain, until a boat came and picked us up at 11:30.  I got back, took a hot shower and told announced to everyone (who conveniently didn’t make it across the bridge before it was disconnected) that I wasn’t going back over for the rest of the day.  Queue my newest nickname, sassy.  Which is #3 behind blondie (um, hey guys my hair is red) and pinky (kudos to my pink hard hat). 

So, I am always sharing/exposing stupid and embarrassing things that happen to me, and (sadly) there are so many things that happen to me on a daily basis that I just forget about and they never make my blogs.  Lucky for yall, I had a good one just yesterday, so it's fresh on my mind....I saw two of the mechanical inspectors that I had been meaning to talk to about some insulation of one of the HVAC units (Pa, you would be so proud).  They were walking across the bridge so I caught up with them and started talking about what I needed to see and blah blah blah.  So I talked on and on for about 6 or 8 minutes and occasionally they would nod or at least make eye contact to reflect that they knew what I was talking about.  We got to the bottom of the stairway and one of them goes, Alli, you are speaking about insulation.  I, annoyingly, said yes.  Then he replied, we are electrical inspectors.  Meaning, they are most definitely NOT the two guys that I needed to talk to.  He then proceeded to call me out for thinking that all Koreans look alike (jokingly).  Speechless is an understatement.        
Ooooon another note, I’m finishing up my 15th rotation (WHAT, crazy?!), and I can say with 100% certainty that this is the MOST excited I’ve been to go home.  I have been soooo antsy, and couldn’t figure out why until a few days ago when it dawned on me that I was working last Christmas and basically bypassed the 2014 holiday season.  I just can’t wait to get back to scarf weather to listen to Christmas music, sit by the fire, EAT, and spend quality time with family and friends :) 

33 days down, 2 to go!  xoxo…  

Sunday, December 6, 2015

germs and introductions

Talk about a cesspool, people dropping like flies around here.  There’s a cold going around, and I am determined not to fall victim.  But I’m also mentally prepared to stay well until the day I leave and then get sick (just my luck).  In any case, I’m loading up on the vitamin C, and  any downtime that I have during the day, I just head up to the helideck and soak in some vitamin D to help ward off all the germs floating around here.

This week has FLOWN by, and I know that next week is going to do the same.  I feel like I've just gotten in the groove and now I'm about to leave.  I can honestly say that I've never worked so hard at learning names and faces.  All my counterparts are Korean, and they all have nicknames or initials or family names that they actually go by (TJ, YK, Mr Moon, Mr Park, EK, etc).  To make matters worse, it's virtually impossible to figure out who ANYONE is on the platform.  They all wear the same orange jumpsuit, same yellow hardhat, and usually have their faces covered up with bandannas (sun protection).  I've had countless in depth conversations and walked away not having a clue who I was just talking to.  I actually carry around a notebook just writing down names and little reminders of how to tell them apart when they are all covered up (bandanna color/glove color/safety glasses details).  I've legitimately introduced myself to most everyone at least twice....embarrassing.  

The good news is that when they aren't covered up, I've pretty much got everyone down.  I still have a LOT to figure out on the technical side of things, but I've got my people worked out - which (in my opinion) is the most important thing when it comes to getting stuff done - and knowing who has chocolate ;) 


26 days down, 9 to go!  xoxo…