Sunday, August 24, 2014

idioms

There is one thing that is pretty much guaranteed to happen to me at least once a day here, and that is someone looking at me in utter confusion – I’m talking deer in the headlights type of blank stare.  This is due to various reasons; I talk too fast, I tend to mumble when I get excited, and I use idioms all the time (ie:  deer in the headlights).  When you say things like ‘I got the short end of the stick’ to folks with English as their second language, more often than not you can literally see the gears turning in their brains trying to make sense of what in the world you are talking about – things that they are thinking include ‘Were we talking about sticks?’ ‘Did I ask her to get me a stick?’ ‘Did I even say the word stick???’  The answer is obviously NO, and I proceed to spill in to some kind of pathetic explanation of what I’m trying to say… 

With that said, there are also some people who are completely clued into dumb Americans, their idioms, and subtle little jokes and jabs.  It turns out that one of those people is an Angolan HES rep, Lourenco, that I have on my team.  He has mandated that we run together twice a week, and the thought has crossed my mind several times to make a self-deprecating comment about how he must think I’m fat but I've just kept it to myself because I don’t want him to feel uncomfortable.  So last Sunday we had just finished our afternoon run and we passed a bus stop where an extra-large lady had stepped off the bus.  Lourenco said ‘Amiga, do you see your future?’  I, of course, thought he was asking some deep question about my life and started stumbling over my words.  He interrupted my sputtering and said, no Alli, do you see your future and nodded to the lady who had just gotten off the bus!!  This time, I was the one who was speechless…   
    
Monday mornings in the office are always a little sleepy.  Everyone is usually coming off their half-day Sunday high, and require coffee/tea before any conversation commences.  Last Monday, however, was exceptionally lively.  Danny, our logistics coordinator and ex-military officer from England, was in the kitchen making coffee as everyone else was hulled up in their offices.  All of the sudden, Danny starts screaming REEENNNNNEEEEEEE, come to the kitchen, you’ve got to come to the kitchen!!!  (Rene is our construction coordinator, my next door neighbor in the office, and our resident Mr. Fix-It).  Again, this is about 5:30 in the morning so everyone else would be moving slowly, but Rene pops up and starts running to the kitchen.  Danny is still screaming, and finally blurts out ‘There’s a mouse in here, a mouse ran behind the refrigerator!!!!’  Needless to say, the whole office found out that Danny, big, strong, manly Danny, will scream like a girl at the sight of a teeny little mouse…

Malongo is a very unique place because you are with the same folks all day every day, so by default your co-workers are your friends, neighbors, work out partners, lunch dates, you catch my drift.  There are obviously some people that I've gotten very close with, but there are others that I've known for a year and still don’t really know that much about them aside from where they work and where they hang out after work.  One of those people is our Contractor QAQC manager.  Unfortunately, in his position he gets a lot of grief from us about how things are being executed in the field, but he really does take it like a champ and we work really well together.  I am guilty of getting pretty sassy with him, but after a discussion we always come to an agreement and get back on the same page – he’s a very patient man.  Anyways, I knew that he lived in Lebanon, but I found out this week that he is from Syria and he, his wife, and two boys have taken refuge in Lebanon.  Last year, his home and business in Homs, Syria was destroyed and he took his family to safety in Lebanon to start over.  If you read the news at all, you hear stories like this ALL the time so it’s easy to become numb to – UNTIL you see the face of one of the innocent people that has had their life turned upside-down for no reason other than being in the wrong place at the wrong time. 

On a lighter note (kind of), I got CPR and AED trained yesterday.  I am no longer scared to come across an unconscious person, theoretically.  The most interesting thing that I learned is that the AED (Automated External Defibrillation) device doesn't give a shock to beat a stopped heart; it actually stops a heart that is in ventricular fibrillation – a heart that is quivering rather than beating.  So when someone has a heart attack usually their heart doesn't stop, it just stops pumping in its normal rhythm, and the AED in conjunction with chest compressions is what you do to get the heart beating back in a normal rhythm to get blood circulating and oxygen back to the brain.  Basically, I’m pretty much a doctor now….KIDDING.

It’s pretty overcast today, but I’m crossing my fingers that the sun comes out because I have big plans today – fishing on the beach!  I will probably do more spectating/napping than actually fishing, but you catch my drift.       

26 days down, 16 to go! Xoxo…

Malongo sunset....
Photo courtesy of Rene

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